City Zen

  Munich. The land of Weißbier, wealth, and wildly expensive rent. It’s one of Europe’s most livable cities — but also one of the hardest to navigate when it comes to finding the right neighborhood . While travel guides love to show you sunny beer gardens and fairytale castles, they rarely tell you which areas are noisy, overpriced, dead boring, or just plain weird. In this post, we’ll rank Munich’s neighborhoods in 5 tiers — from the least desirable to the most elite. No sugarcoating, no clichés — just a brutally honest take, based on real infrastructure, safety, lifestyle, cost, and local reputation. 🟥 Tier 5 – The Struggle is Real These are the areas where you move when your budget leaves you no other choice , or when you didn’t do enough research. Livable? Sure. But desirable? Not really. Hasenbergl Located in the far north, Hasenbergl is known for a high percentage of social housing and lower-income residents. Crime rates aren’t shocking by global standards, but by Munich st...

  Thinking of moving to Dresden? Or just curious what it’s really like to live in Germany’s baroque rebel city? You’re in the right place. In this guide, we break down Dresden’s neighborhoods tier-by-tier — brutally honest, visually rich, and packed with local insights. Whether you're a student, a family, an expat, or just exploring your options, we’ll help you figure out where you should (or shouldn’t) live in 2025. TIER 5: The "Nope" Zone Let’s start from the bottom. These are the areas you might want to avoid unless you have a very specific reason to live there. 🔹 Prohlis Once a major East German prefab zone, Prohlis has a rough reputation, outdated architecture, and limited charm. It’s cheap, yes, but feels isolated. That said, there are renovation efforts underway, so it might look different in a decade. 🔹 Gorbitz Similar vibe to Prohlis. A mix of massive apartment blocks and not much else. It does have tram connections, but nightlife, cafes, or cultural life? Not ...

  So, you're thinking of moving to Hamburg? Germany’s second-largest city is a place of contrasts: posh mansions on the Elbe, gritty harbor areas, student hotspots, green parks, and... well, some neighborhoods you might want to avoid. To help you make sense of it all, I’ve broken Hamburg’s districts into 5 tiers — from the most elite and livable to the ones you should probably skip unless your budget forces your hand. Let’s get into it — and don’t worry, I’m not sugarcoating anything. 🚫 Bottom Tier – The Rougher Edges of Hamburg Harburg Located across the Elbe in the south, Harburg feels like a different world from the rest of Hamburg. It’s industrial, gritty, and has higher crime rates and lower average incomes. While parts of it are developing, it’s still not somewhere most newcomers aim for—unless rent prices are your main concern. Billstedt This eastern district is dominated by apartment blocks and a lot of social housing. Infrastructure is weaker, and the area’s reput...

Moving to a new city can be exciting—but also overwhelming. If you're considering settling down in Cologne, Germany, one of the first questions you'll face is: Where should I live? Cologne is a big city with a wide range of neighborhoods, each with its own vibe, charm, and price tag. Whether you're looking for family-friendly suburbs, vibrant nightlife, green parks, or just somewhere quiet to call home, I've grouped the neighborhoods into five categories—from the absolute top-tier areas to places that are maybe best avoided unless you have a good reason. Let’s dive into Cologne’s neighborhoods, tier by tier. 🏆 Top Tier – The Best of the Best Lindenthal Lindenthal is an upscale, green, and residential neighborhood that’s popular with families, professionals, and academics. It’s close to the University of Cologne and surrounded by parks like Stadtwald, so there’s no shortage of space to relax outdoors. Beautiful architecture, tree-lined streets, and great public t...

If you're thinking about moving to Hanover, or just curious what life is like across its many corners, you're in the right place. Hanover might not be Germany’s most famous city, but it’s full of surprises. From peaceful family suburbs to buzzing student areas, it has something for everyone. In this guide, I’ll walk you through the main neighborhoods of Hanover and how they feel — based on real vibes, not just real estate ads. To make it easier, I’ve grouped them into five tiers, from absolute top picks to areas you might want to look at with more caution (depending on what you're after). 🌟 Tier 1 – The Most Desirable Areas Südstadt Leafy streets, beautiful old buildings, cozy cafés — Südstadt is a dream if you love a central location without too much noise. Families, professionals, and students all love it here. List Trendy, lively, and full of charm. List is popular with young families and creative types. Lots of independent shops, great food spots, and green areas. Kl...