So, you're thinking of moving to Hamburg? Germany’s second-largest city is a place of contrasts: posh mansions on the Elbe, gritty harbor areas, student hotspots, green parks, and... well, some neighborhoods you might want to avoid. To help you make sense of it all, I’ve broken Hamburg’s districts into 5 tiers — from the most elite and livable to the ones you should probably skip unless your budget forces your hand. Let’s get into it — and don’t worry, I’m not sugarcoating anything. 🚫 Bottom Tier – The Rougher Edges of Hamburg Harburg Located across the Elbe in the south, Harburg feels like a different world from the rest of Hamburg. It’s industrial, gritty, and has higher crime rates and lower average incomes. While parts of it are developing, it’s still not somewhere most newcomers aim for—unless rent prices are your main concern. Billstedt This eastern district is dominated by apartment blocks and a lot of social housing. Infrastructure is weaker, and the area’s reput...