Thinking about moving to Philadelphia? Or maybe just curious about where to rent, buy, or even crash for a weekend? Here’s the thing: Philly is a city of extremes. It’s the birthplace of American independence, a cultural hub, and one of the most historic cities in the U.S. But let’s be real—some neighborhoods will make you fall in love with the city, while others will make you Google “U-Haul rental” within an hour. So today, we’re ranking Philadelphia neighborhoods from the absolute worst to the most elite and desirable , divided into five tiers . Buckle up—this list is going to get brutally honest. Tier 5 – The “Don’t Even Think About It” Zones Let’s start at rock bottom. These neighborhoods are the ones that make even seasoned locals nervous. High crime rates, struggling infrastructure, and open-air drug markets. If you love excitement, sure… but for everyone else: hard pass. Kensington This is Philly’s most infamous neighborhood. We’re talking open drug scenes, homelessness,...